Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I Saw the Sign Part Deux

And it opened up my eyes, yessir, it sure did.

Last Tuesday I shared my revelation regarding how Jesus saves and tonight my faith was rewarded with further proof of his thriftiness. Observe:

As you can see Lamesha was my cashier this time around, which is actually a complete frackin’ lie as I used the self check-out aisles and had to wait on Lamesha, who was too busy chatting with her girlz, to reset one of the kiosks. Anyways, we’ll get past that and on to the savings. A paltry $1.77. $1.77! Lamesha has nothing on Jesus who not saves, but sacks as well.

Thank you Jesus.

1 comment:

Connie and Rob said...

You are the silliest ever!! I just get a kick that you read your receipt with such conviction.