I have always suspected that Christina Aguilera's latest song, "Ain't No Other Man," referred to me, but I was a bit skeptical about the line discussing style. Then I read this column in the November issue of Details (yes, I read Details. Shut it.)
Take a closer look at #3, thoughtfully magnified for you by yours truly:
That's right, according to Isaac Mizrahi I might actually be hipper than I knew. I thought it important you all know this so you can treat me with the appropriate amount of deference.