Well now THAT song is stuck in my head and I have no one to blame but myself but I am sure if I work at it I can dig up and ex-girlfriend or something to blame.
The more sane amongst you might be wondering just what in the hell would make me think about that song. Well, mon ami's, it is this video. (Which I cannot seem to embed right now so you'll just have to click through to view the most glorious thing you will see this month.) Come back here once you have viewed the video.
Now that we're all back in our seats let's talk about the "Inverse Ninja Theory" which states the effectiveness of ninjas is inversely proportional to the number of ninjas present, or to put it in less
And x equals AWESOME.
(As a somewhat interesting aside the music in the above clip comes from Mike Oldfield's Ommadawn. My uncle made a dub of this album for me back in the late '80s and I listened to the tape until it broke however I never knew the artist. One night I was watching a "classic" porno, the title of which escapes me at the moment, and heard this music. Through the powers of the internets I was able to track down the title and artist and have subsequently added the CD to my collection. And my mom said nothing good could come from watching porn.)