The second thing I need to confess is that I am the worst sort of sports fan. If it is not a national team, or Aeros/Stars/Canadiens hockey, I am a fair-weather fan.
Now that we have got that straight, a certain someone whose blog I read on a daily basis has been talking some crap about the Astros (witness ASTROS SUCK and attendant comments). Admittedly Pete backed off a bit after the ‘Stros went up 3-1 in the series (BASEBLARGH), however because I am a seven year old trapped in a thirty-two year old body, I felt the need to say:
SUCK IT, REDBIRD BOY.
Or rather:
At least you managed to fend off the dick-slapping promised to you by basshole. I am sure the twig and giggleberries thank you.
After the totally airwolf win by the Astros I am ready to watch me some boring World Series baseball and pretend like I cared all season long. Go Astros!
1 comment:
That means so much coming from a "fair weather fan."
And my twig and berries were never in any danger. I would've had basshole's still-beating heart clenched in my fist before he got close.
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