Britney Has PMS

Now I have heard some stupid baby names in my time, including one lady who wanted to name her daughter Chlamydia because “…it sounded like a kind of flower.” However Britney Spears and the worthless piece of unshaven flesh to which she is married have upped the ante in the name war. Besides the name Preston Michael Spears Federline being a bit of a mouthful it is a fairly benign name. In days past the name Preston might get your ass kicked, but anymore people have much worse names, and I am sure being the Spawn of Spears will spare this kid some grief (and open whole new cans of worms for him to deal with). It is his initials that I am wondering about. P.M.S. Federline? Are you kidding me?!?!?