My New Favorite Sports Headline

Sharapova Faces Clijsters at U.S. Open

While running down an old story about Jeremy Roenick running off at the mouth (here), I saw this headline and I thought to myself, "Poor girl, do her shoes not fit?" Then I realized that it said Clijsters and not blisters. I then thought, "Poor girl, can't you get a shot to clear that right up?" Then I thought, "Mmmmm, Sharapova."

I am all that is man.