Frozen Otter on a Stick

I love Google. Seriously, it really is the best thing since sliced bread (which I have a good authority was the best thing since bread itself.) It makes searching the Internet so much easier and it allows me, through the good services of my site meter, to see what sort of searches that are leading them to the Opiate. Take for example one Mr. Anonymouse whose ISP is AXA Technology Services Ltd, from Bristol, England who stumbled across the Opiate while searching for Frozen Otter on a Stick. That’s right, the Opiate ranked 7th on a search for Frozen Otter on a Stick. Huh? What in the world would you be searching for when you are looking up Frozen Otter on a Stick? Even I can’t get anything perverse out of that (okay, that’s not true but it takes me some work and is WAY beyond the pale of what even I consider indecent.) The only thing s that sprung to mind is some sort of foul English dish with a misleading name like Spotted Dick. I can hear it now, the youngster clamouring for the traditional Frozen Otter on a Stick before they go out to Bonfire.