Week Five Report Card

I got yer Thanksgiving over-eating right here! I lost more weight this week and have managed to drop just over 10 pounds on this debacle I lovingly refer to as my diet. I am beginning to suspect that either I have a tape worm or those long empty spaces in my memory are times where my Tijuana crack whore personality takes over. Either way I am just happy to be losing the weight. Can you imagine what would happen if I went through with my oft repeated threat to join a gym and start working out?

Yeah, me neither. I mean James in a gym? Crazy talk.